i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Boobs are out for the taking
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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