Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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