he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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