Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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