You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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