there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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