i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
