so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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