...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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