saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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