i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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