so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
there's paper in my vomit.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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