There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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