I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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