why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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