dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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