Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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