i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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