32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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