Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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