dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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