Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
the liver wants what the liver wants
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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