Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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