Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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