is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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