oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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