I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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