got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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