Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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