so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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