Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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