Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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