I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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