I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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