Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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