gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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