There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
