You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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