There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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