Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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