Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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