if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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