This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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