I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
