We're like a lot better than the average bears
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Randomize
