He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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