oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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