I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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