ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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