i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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