we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Randomize
