why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think people are normalizing furries
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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