Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Drunk is not a location!
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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