But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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