Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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