I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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