Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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