We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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